\”A clever man commits no minor blunders.\”
Daily Archives April 23, 2015
One day, a man went to visit a church. He arrived early, parked his car, and got out. Another car pulled up near him, and the driver told him, \”I always park there. You took my place!\”
The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat, and sat down. A young lady from the church approached him and stated, \”That\’s my seat! You took my place!\”
The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing.
After Sunday School, the visitor went into the church sanctuary and sat down. Another member walked up to him and said, \”That\’s where I always sit You took my place!\” The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment, but still said nothing.
Later, as the congregation was praying for Christ to dwell among them, the visitor stood, and his appearance bega...
Got a letter from Grandma the other day.
She writes: Today I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a \”Honk if you love Jesus\” bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn\’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn\’t honked, I\’d never have noticed! I found that lots of people love Jesus!
Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, \”For the love of God! Go...